Waifu Unit Asks Me About Waifu

We interrupt my pent up ranting to bring you Waifu News, coming to you live from my underground bunker in Sammamish, Washington!

Since I archived my older posts on Blog Reboot 2019, some context is in order: I’m a married man, for 25-years now. To the same woman. I used to refer to her as the Wife Unit, but now, in 2019, I believe I will reference her as Waifu Unit. For infosec reasons, yah?

But I digress!

So Waifu Unit comes to me this morning with some innocent questions.

Waifu Unit: What’s a waifu?

Me: (oh shit)

Waifu Unit: Excuse me?

Me: A waifu is an anime girl, as in literally, not a girl that likes anime.

Waifu Unit: SO WHY DO YOU NEED A WAIFU PILLOW!

Me: WHO TOLD YOU!

Waifu Unit: THE BOYS!

(editor’s note, my boys are older teens)

Me: THEY RATTED ME OUT.

Waifu Unit: I OVERHEARD THEIR GIGGLING. GIGGLING BOZ ARE GUILTY BY DEFAULT AND THEREBY YOU!

Me: (damn it)

I need to up my infosec game, fam. Here’s the pillowcase in question:

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And if you are still confused about waifu, here’s a handy video: