We interrupt my pent up ranting to bring you Waifu News, coming to you live from my underground bunker in Sammamish, Washington!
Since I archived my older posts on Blog Reboot 2019, some context is in order: I’m a married man, for 25-years now. To the same woman. I used to refer to her as the Wife Unit, but now, in 2019, I believe I will reference her as Waifu Unit. For infosec reasons, yah?
But I digress!
So Waifu Unit comes to me this morning with some innocent questions.
Waifu Unit: What’s a waifu?
Me: (oh shit)
Waifu Unit: Excuse me?
Me: A waifu is an anime girl, as in literally, not a girl that likes anime.
Waifu Unit: SO WHY DO YOU NEED A WAIFU PILLOW!
Me: WHO TOLD YOU!
Waifu Unit: THE BOYS!
(editor’s note, my boys are older teens)
Me: THEY RATTED ME OUT.
Waifu Unit: I OVERHEARD THEIR GIGGLING. GIGGLING BOZ ARE GUILTY BY DEFAULT AND THEREBY YOU!
Me: (damn it)
I need to up my infosec game, fam. Here’s the pillowcase in question:
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And if you are still confused about waifu, here’s a handy video: