Me: (putting Corona Beer in the shopping cart)
Me: Hey, hey, Son2. Look at what I’m getting.
Son2: Beer? So.
Me: Get it, get, Corona beer? Coronavirus?
Son2: God, Dad, you’re terrible.
Gen-X Woman in Beer Aisle: Ha, ha, ha!
Son2: Don’t encourage him.
Me (evil voice): Witness the power of this fully operational Dad Joke!
Gen-X Woman in Beer Aisle: Bwa hahahaha!
Son2: I was adopted.