Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.
We come to the end of kissing week!
So, I’m a guy, right? Right.
And most of my blog readers are women, right?
So I feel it is necessary, nay, I am compelled, to explain the guy fascination with two women kissing.
I had a relationship with a Ms. Fearless. We were in my apartment making cookies. Chocolate chip.
Minor digression: Warm chocolate chip cookies make great foreplay.
Anyway, she asked me quite abruptly:
“What is this childish fascination guys have with two girls kissing?”
“Uh, it’s not childish, but I can explain it to you.”
So I get out two plates, and put one cookie on one plate and two cookies on another plate.
“Okay, which plate would you like?”
“Which cookie plate looks better?”
“Women are not cookies!”
“Are you sure about that? Are you really sure watching two women kiss is not analogous to taking the two-cookie plate versus the one-cookie plate for a guy?
Ms. Fearless grabs the two-cookie plate.
“Congratulations! You are well underway to your first lesbian kiss!”
“I am so going to kick your ass.”
“Can I eat my cookie first?”
Heh heh heh.