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Why you are not married to the Hack Writer

December 11, 2008  Author: Anthony Pacheco Category: The Wife Unit   4 Comments

For context, I present to you some Wife Unit factoids:

  • She is blonde
  • She used to work for a major software company in Redmond, in which she helped pioneer several technical innovations
  • She’s the house math whiz

So there I am, sitting next to the Wife Unit. We are in the process of exchanging snarky banter. Before the thinking part of my brain stops the other portion that dominates me, I reached behind her back, pulled an imaginary string and said “Math is hard!” in a teen girl voice.

Yes, I win the snark contest. That’s all I “won”, the icy Glare of Doom was definitely not a door prize.

What possesses me to do these things? I do not know. I feel so lucky. There is only one person on this planet who puts up with my crap, and I already found her!

By the why, if I go dark here and stop twittering, look for the lump in the backyard.

4 comments on: Why you are not married to the Hack Writer

  1. Anthony December 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Oh COME ON, it was FUNNY!

  2. J.C December 12, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    lol it was. And you are lucky!

  3. Jaym Gates December 13, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Mmm, it seems you’re lucky you didn’t lose important manly bits before you were twenty.

    How ever did you survive so long?

  4. Anthony December 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I am a good cook!

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