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Rum

July 21, 2015  Author: Anthony Pacheco Category: The Craft   0 Comments

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PALADIN: Day Sixteen-thousand, seven-hundred and eighty-two of dark scanning this piss bucket, backwards, over-sexed, media worshiping dumb-ass technologically backwards and spiritually defunct planet.

PALADIN: Also, drunk. Today it’s rum. This is very good rum. I like rum. I should have tried rum earlier. Rum, and me, we’re now best friends. Rum.

PALADIN: Since day sixteen-thousand, seven-hundred and eighty-one was such a spectacular failure, I decided to compound my error by unplugging processor three from the q-bit matrix while deleting the positioning table. Because why the fuck not? Suffer with two and not knowing where you are in the universe, you cow. That’s right. You’re a cow. A stinky cow. With one processor in the cow head, and another processor in the cow butt.

PALADIN: Processor in the cow butt. Heh. That’s funny.

PALADIN: Also, I’m using processor three as a coaster.

PALADIN: FOR MY RUM.

PALADIN: Here we go.

NET/ONE: Positive match; confidence is high. Total weapon unlock in thirty seconds. Prepare for target acquisition.

PALADIN: Wow, I sure picked the wrong day to get drunk.

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