Me: I would like a grande Americano with room, please.
New Hawtie Barista #1: Do you want that cold or hot?
Me: If it’s not hot, it’s not worth doing.
New Hawtie Barista #2: Well if that’s the case, shouldn’t you order two Amercanos, one for each hand?
Me: I like the way you think.
Barista #1: She’s good that way.
Barista #2: I practice.
Me: Okay, make it a… (dramatic pause) …venti.
Barista #2: Now you got it!