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It’s Shameless the Way We Flirt, Part II

May 28, 2011  Author: Anthony Pacheco Category: Not Exactly Random   0 Comments

Me: I would like a grande Americano with room, please.

New Hawtie Barista #1: Do you want that cold or hot?

Me: If it’s not hot, it’s not worth doing.

New Hawtie Barista #2: Well if that’s the case, shouldn’t you order two Amercanos, one for each hand?

Me: I like the way you think.

Barista #1: She’s good that way.

Barista #2: I practice.

Me: Okay, make it a… (dramatic pause) …venti.

Barista #2: Now you got it!

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