Here’s how men do book clubs.

“Hey, Frank!”

“Hiya, Bob.”

“Gotta book here I want you to read.”

“Thanks, Bud.”

One week later.

“Jason, you need to read this book Bob lent me. It’s totally your thing.”

“Oooooooo.”

One week later.

“Hey Bob, here’s your book back.”

“Hey Jason. What did you think? Was that some characterization or what.”

“Awesome. Like, wow, holy crap that was good.”

“That’s what I’ve been saying!”

“I pre-ordered his next one from Amazon. Can’t wait to read it.”