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Advice for the Dating Young Man

Universal Waffle Rule of Dating: feed a woman waffles and you are pretty much half-way into her pants.

Discuss.

4 Responses

  1. Dana Ellis

    For sure if they are homemade, and made into hearts and served with strawberries. Eggo’s? Not so much. But hell, yeah. I once slept with a guy because he poached me an egg. Well, he actually poached me an egg *after* I slept with him. But I slept with him *again* because he poached me an egg.

    May 20, 2010 at 4:30 pm

  2. Eggo’s are not waffles.

    There’s a reason I learned how to cook. A very good reason, heh heh heh.

    May 20, 2010 at 4:36 pm

  3. J.C

    I’ve never had a waffle…

    May 21, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    • (O)_(O)

      May 21, 2010 at 12:45 pm

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