What is wrong with you?

Look, if you need advice on Second Base from the Internet, the answer should be no.
However, maybe you are shy. Maybe you are a researcher. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and answer your question:
Maybe.
How good of a kisser are you? Are you really good? Are you sincere? Did you shower and brush your teeth before your make out session?
Is she a good kisser? Does she smell nice? Do her eyes dance when they look at you? Does she put her fingers in your hair or hold you tight?
If the answers to all these questions are yes, then go for it. But DO NOT “grab”. Pet. Caress.
But, maybe you are unsure. Then, my friend, you need to simply just… wait for it… wait for it… ASK.
Ask her! Not me. The girl you are kissing! NOT ME.
Lordy. This advice was given unto you by Anthony Pacheco, Hack Writer. No need to thank me, that is just the kind of guy that I am.
Sincerely,
Anthony
PS. Kiersten, stop laughing at me. I do not have only myself to blame, I do not!


Anthony, you really need to STOP making me snort beverages through my nose!! ROFLMAO that’s a good post!
January 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm