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MY EYES

January 07, 2009  Author: Anthony Pacheco Category: Not Exactly Random   5 Comments

I try not to look at my google search terms—the things people search on to come to my blog. They show up at the bottom of my stats page, and yesterday I inadvertently looked at them while trying to access some WordPress menu.

Oh man. What is with you people? Here is a day’s worth of search terms:

the full free book cracked up to be by courtney summers

You missed the book give away on various other blogs. I am sure there will be more, but not from this blog. Away with you! My book! MINE.

ar10t

1/2 MOA. Buy it.

den mommy

at least this is not “den mommy sex”. I believe I will see that next week.

neal shusterman unwind discussion questions

I get a hit on this daily. Very popular teen book for discussion.

Kids, I’ll just give you the overlooked theme of Unwind. It is a study in the Ethics of Compromise. Discuss that with your English teacher and watch her brain melt. I dare you.

don’t let your son go down on me

AH! MY EYES. Tamara has given my blog GOOGLE COOTIES.

hack de comeonbaby

Right next to the hack de fuckoff baby

“neal shusterman” and “unwind” and “discussion”

See? What did I tell you? A popular book.

poems about the book unwind

Ew. Just, ew.

faunts m4 part2 lyrics

Great writing.

why men like to feel and kiss breasts

Because they are soft and attractive. Each pair is different, and it has been my experience that women actually enjoy that if you are sincere. Kind of a win-win-win-win.

There you go. No need to thank me, that is just the kind of guy that I am. This has been a public service from Anthony Pacheco, Hack Writer. Your milage may vary. Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball.

5 comments on: MY EYES

  1. Anthony January 8, 2009 at 10:10 am

    One of you jokers specifically went to Google, typed in “den mommy sex” and purposely landed on my blog just to have it show up in my search terms list for today.

    I hate you. Slide under a gas truck and ~*EXPLODE*~.

  2. Ben C January 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I just now Googled “den mommy sex” and clicked through until I found you. That was a good idea you left in your comments. :-p

    You may want to try Googling up “brain bleach” to get the nasty out.

  3. Divemedic January 9, 2009 at 5:56 am

    Got here via Tam. I have some more song titles for you:
    Broken Arms by Journey
    “So now I come to you, with broken arms…”

    Constipated by Avril Lavigne
    “Why’d I have to go and get myself all constipated…”

  4. Bob January 10, 2009 at 6:49 am

    Hmmm – “den mommy sex” only returns 4 hits..and you are #2 behind the LATimes “Mom Den”…whatever that is.

    I expect you to be #1 in any endeavor you attempt…so get crackin’

    • Anthony January 10, 2009 at 9:15 am

      Bob, you are evil and must be destroyed.

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