I try not to look at my google search terms—the things people search on to come to my blog. They show up at the bottom of my stats page, and yesterday I inadvertently looked at them while trying to access some WordPress menu.
Oh man. What is with you people? Here is a day’s worth of search terms:
the full free book cracked up to be by courtney summers
You missed the book give away on various other blogs. I am sure there will be more, but not from this blog. Away with you! My book! MINE.
1/2 MOA. Buy it.
at least this is not “den mommy sex”. I believe I will see that next week.
neal shusterman unwind discussion questions
I get a hit on this daily. Very popular teen book for discussion.
Kids, I’ll just give you the overlooked theme of Unwind. It is a study in the Ethics of Compromise. Discuss that with your English teacher and watch her brain melt. I dare you.
don’t let your son go down on me
hack de comeonbaby
Right next to the hack de fuckoff baby
“neal shusterman” and “unwind” and “discussion”
See? What did I tell you? A popular book.
poems about the book unwind
Ew. Just, ew.
why men like to feel and kiss breasts
Because they are soft and attractive. Each pair is different, and it has been my experience that women actually enjoy that if you are sincere. Kind of a win-win-win-win.
There you go. No need to thank me, that is just the kind of guy that I am. This has been a public service from Anthony Pacheco, Hack Writer. Your milage may vary. Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball.