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No, it’s six inches.

December 19, 2008  Author: Anthony Pacheco Category: The Wife Unit   3 Comments

“I think it’s eight inches.”

“Mmmm, looks like six,” she said.

“Really? It has to be closer to eight.”

“No, it’s six inches.”

“Now you’re just being ornery.”

“If you don’t believe me, go get the yardstick and measure it.”

“Fine.”

So I do.

“Well?”

“Six inches. Exactly.”

“Ha ha!”

I whack the snow off the yardstick and grump off.

The moral of this story? Don’t argue with a Southern Girl over inches.

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3 comments on: No, it’s six inches.

  1. J.C December 19, 2008 at 10:38 am

    I thought that the moral of the story is that men always over-estimate when it comes to length 😉

  2. bjkeltz December 19, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    LOL, Cassie…oh my, ROFL!

  3. Anthony December 19, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    Hey now.

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