How Not to Endear Yourself to the Den Mommy Collective

Den Mommy Leader (The Wife Unit): Today, Cub Scouts, we are going on a scavenger hunt for…

Anthony: Ice cream!

Cub Scout #1: Yeah!

Cub Scout #2: Ice cream!

Cub Scout #3: Yummy!

…

Den Mommy Leader: (dagger dagger dagger glare)

Den Mommy #2: (dagger dagger dagger glare)

Den Mommy #3: (dagger dagger dagger glare)

Anthony: (Retreats to his home office, bleeding)

Anthony: (hides under desk)

If this blog goes dark, look for the fresh lump of dirt in the backyard.

Why do I do these things?

I have no idea. I can’t help myself.