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You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!

October 29, 2008  Author: Anthony Pacheco Category: Awesomesauce, The Craft   2 Comments

Over half of my Beta Readers wanted more of the alien.

Are you sure? Are you really sure that is what you want? Okay. I give you MORE ALIEN:

The local cops called them meth maggots; the populace called them tweakers. She chose to think of them as low-hanging fruit.

How awesome is that sentence? Huh? Let me answer that question for you. It is dipped in awesomesauce that is what! That sentence is so awesome, when I wrote it I caused all fertile women within three miles of me to ovulate spontaneously.

I printed out the new scene and rubbed the paper all over my body, singing, “Who’s the man! Who’s the man!” It is that good.

2 comments on: You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!

  1. Alex Moore October 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    ooooooohhhh yeah, baby! She is SO my hero.

  2. Anthony October 29, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    WHO’S THE MAN?! ME! THAT’S WHO!

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