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Cats explained

September 05, 2008  Author: Anthony Pacheco Category: Not Exactly Random   2 Comments

The cat is a killing machine.

Wife saw a bobcat today. It looked like a very large domestic cat with spots, a nifty tail and a fuzzy face. We actually have a pixie bob as a house cat, so said lynx looked like a larger version of Tigger (said pixie bob).

Q: What’s the difference between a bobcat and a cougar?
A: The reclusive cougar thinks you’re tasty.

Seeing a bobcat is a special treat out here in the boonies. If you ever see a wild cougar, well, she’s just taunting you before ripping you to pieces after stalking you for several hours.

Thankfully, cougars are very reclusive. The next time one complains about the behavior of the common house cat, just remember: little fluffy is the descendant of a shark with fur.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by Anthony Pacheco, The Hack Writer. No need to thank me, that’s just the kind of guy I am.

2 comments on: Cats explained

  1. Chris Muir September 6, 2008 at 9:11 am

    I’ve always been a cat person. But, I’ve always been glad the cats are smaller than I am.

  2. Anthony September 6, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    More Palin strips please.

    I ked ked. Keep up the good work!

    Yours,
    Anthony
    Sam Fanclub member #168

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